delusions of grandeur

I’m alone in my hostel room listening to fall out boy because sometimes I get horrendously lonely
This is just like what I do at home when I get lonely but with an iPod and less masturbation



Those are kidneys you literally don’t need two of them to survive I’m probably going to trade one to a Chinese guy for an xbox

(Source: hiddensecretplace)


I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back,
true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head


감정 이입: Hey guys! So a LOT of you who follow me are super into starcraft 2. I...

empathystarcraft:

Hey guys! So a LOT of you who follow me are super into starcraft 2. I know we as a tumblr community (I’ve been here for a few years) have tried to get a lot of different tournaments or things going, and they never seem to take off. CommunityCraft, etc. But with all the people I know that follow me…

Via (ノ `Д´)ノ ~┻━┻



What do I do if I want to ask a girl out but I’m in the wrong continent and if I do I don’t think a bunch of other people won’t like me anymore what do. Why can’t I just have like 12 of me so I can love everyone


couldvebeenking:

does anyone remember the tumblrcraft tournament?

someone not me should start #2 imo  ^~^

Was this that thing I wanted to do but didn’t or is this an actual thing that happened?

Via It came from the Nightosphere

Go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.

(Source: kurtana)

Via

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology)

Via スーパーアッシュ™

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

Via Hey There Mr. Grumpy Gills

(Source: jannestapelfeldt)


i have two moods:

  • touch me
  • don’t touch me

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

Via these lips aint just for aesthetics
  • me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
  • me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
Via the fault in our stars
  • waking up: haha fuck
Via { 胡 言 ☆ 乱 语 }

(Source: makemestfu)


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